Table_Meat

“Commonsense dictates that you shouldn’t eat mysterious floor meats. But the adventurous types might find some humor in it.”

– Ryan Dirge, Scholar.

Eating mysterious meat

roll 2d6

2) You sprout an extra limb.

3) Your blood begins to boil and you are soon sent into a fit of rage and madness.

4) You feel unbelievably refreshed and filled with vim.

5) You vomit a thick black icor. It begins to coalesce and form a miniature version of its consumer.

6) You feel satisfied. The risk was worth it.

7) You get sick. What did you expect from eating meat that you found?

8) You don’t feel good. You don’t feel bad either. Maybe you should reflect on this?

9) All the hair on your body grows rapidly for several minutes.

10) You double in strength until your next bowel movement.

11) Your skin begins to retexture and change colors sporadically. This effect lasts a few weeks.

12) What feels like a stomach ache soon turns into a full body migraine. Over the next few days your body slowly begins to morph into a new monstrous version of yourself.

Lava Bot

Lava-Bot

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Story By Tony Obert

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Sneak Peek

Sneak Peek

So this is how I tend to do my Stories and Lore entries. With this maybe you will see how the process comes about…

First I open my Stories and Lore Template page. It keeps things nice and consistent…

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Then, I change the titles, so I stay on topic and incase I need to come back to the page.

The picture I use is also a very important part. It also helps keep me on track and can help the reader visualize parts I can’t properly describe.

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Then, I edit…

Hmm….

I think I like the words much more than what I was intending on writing…

Story By Tony Obert

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Swords

8 deadly uses for Swords.

Swords! You gotta use em. Even the most greenhorn warrior knows which end to hold and which end to thrust. No need for fancy techniques when your life is on the line.

Toberious Antony. 5th Garrison Legionnaire

  1. Stabbing
  2. Slashing
  3. Poking
  4. Proding
  5. Flaying
  6. Murdalizing
  7. Mincing

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Credits:

Title: http://www.contentrow.com/tools/link-bait-title-generator

Article by: Tony Obert

Image: https://pixabay.com/en/sword-medieval-weapon-metal-308836/

A new project!

For a while now I’ve been wanting to release my first product to DriveThru RPG. So this year I’m going to do just that! There isn’t much to be super secret but it is a module complete with art and maps! It will be Pay What You Want as this is a project of passion and not profit (though money is definitely a bonus). Stay tuned for more details!

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