Eldritch Horrors

These Eldritch horrors got really angry when someone screamed into the void. You’ll never guess what happened next.

S̩̯̟̟̲͚̦̤͔͚̗̦͖̟̱͈͚ͫ̋̐̅̓̍̊̈ͧ̅̚ȍ͔̭͚̖̦̻̼̫̱͔͉͍̃ͦ͗͆͗̊̄ͫ̏ͬͭ̊ͫ̚̚̚ͅm̯̳͓̬̼͚̞͎̩̮͍̮̰̖̺͙̬͛ͫ̓ͧͭe̪͙̬̯ͬ̊̊̆̊ͩ ̮̜̗͎̻̹̫́͐̅̓̾t̬̥̞̫̝̖̺̠̟͙̥̥̙̩̹ͧͯ̈́ͯ͒h̬̯̼̖̖̜̼̙̝͈̦̥͉̝̿͑̓̅̑̿͂̌ͅi̬̙̯͚͖̘͍̮͍ͦ̎͑ͫ̔̓̿͑̋̎ͩ͒n̝͎̠̩̞̻͐ͩ̅̀̔͂ͦ͋̿̿̍͐ͤ̊̒͂̑g̳̤̦̮̮̘̹͚͚̰͔̾̽͋̎̒̽̅ͩ͌ͨ̅̓ṣ͇͙͇̱̻̳̦̯̤̥̘̬̥̌̂͂ͪͧ̽͊ͅͅ ͎͉͍̯͈̊ͦ̒ͯ́̚s̭̟͈̻̟̳̠͚̥̞̗ͩ̇͋̑h̳̹̫̺̭̻̬̖̘̦̪͚͐ͦͨͨ̉͑̂̒͗ͫ͂ͤ̂̐̾o͇̖̦͕̻̤͓̲͎̭̠̤̻͖̻ͯ̽̐ͧ̃̌̄̐̚ͅͅu͈̩̯̖̩̣̳̤̲̪̤̪̇̂ͤ̾̉̀̇͑͗ͥl̫̩͇͇͓ͤͥ͌̅͊͋ͫ́ͣͯͨͥ̆̔̚d̦̪̞̮͓͙̱̗̠̬͚̮͔̹̪́ͫ͗̌̐ͭ̈́̽̈ͨ͛ͅ ̮̩͚̝͉̲̳̠̯̎͌̐ͫ̇ͧ̉ͥ̀̐̀ͣͅn͖̤̤̻̙̱̺̦̠̺̼͉̾̾̒̂̈̓͒ͭͨͪ̊ͥ̈̊̐ͧ̌͒e͎͎̞̯̦̰͓̟̝̦͔̘̮̙̯̬͙̣͊̑̌̀̍͋͌ͅv͎̹̺̱̺ͪ͒̈̑̊͒͛e̲͚͔̿͋ͤͫͩ̓͑̓̍ͯ́r̮͚̬͍̞̯̘͔̳̯͉͕͔̓̒̑̏̓ͩ̅ͦ͛ ̙̜̣͇̟̘̩̗̰̜̥͓̘͓̙̪ͦ̿̇̈̀̈́̏ͤͯ͋ͅḇ̩̤͍̺̘̬̮̈̾ͪ̌̆̌͑̔ͩͫ̿͂̃̋̚ͅe͎̖͈͍̰̱̰̰̟͙̮͎̙͙͒̅͗ͫ̈́͒̆ͫ ̺̱̝͕͎̯̣̥̲̭͚̼͎̭̗̙̰͋͂͒̑̑͋ͬ̈́͌̄͌̚s̹̮͔̟̤̳͒̂͊̂̓͒͂ͬ͋ͮ̓̊ͨͅe̺͎̝͉̬̦̜̱̺̜͍͕̞̹ͬͭ̓ͅẽ̻̤̳͍̜̼͈̼͎̠̯͉̮̣̭̜̗̑̊ͅn̮̪̫̱͎̤̤̙ͥ̿̽ͦ̏̋ͣ̉̔̈́̌ͩͧ̄ͬ͒̀̚.͎̝̹͚̬̟̜̰̺̽ͨͤ͆ͅ ̹̭͔̹̣͎̖̟̜̪̣̹͈̱̼̦̀͂̿ͨͩ

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̜͈̤̱̩̬̭͚̪͚̣̣̳͎̫͇̙͈͚̫͔̬͇̘̬̪͈ͫ̎̂ͥ̋ͧ̏̋̓͗ͮ̐́͋̐͑ͧͣ͛̊̈ͫͪ̊ͥ̂́̄W͖͕̖͔̯̻͈̯̪̜͗̈́̋̋̄̽ͧ̇ͦ̒͌ͨͅh̳̙̖̝͈̝̳͎͔ͮ̆̽̄̒̆͋̏ͬͫẏ̺̮͕͍̗̯̮̹̱̩̯͔͉ͦ͊͒ͫ̅̏̀̒͋̅̿̐̎̌̚̚ ̲̙̜̺̳ͭͭ̋̎̄ͦ̀͗ͩ́ͦd̹͈̼͔͓̼͍̭̣̖̪̯̜͉̲̲̎ͣ̒̋̑ͯ̒ͬ̂̓̑ͬȯ̞̥̫̯̦̰̙̙̱̲̘̻͎͓̼͈͈͚ͮ̾ ̞͙̲͇̙̬̫͉̘̬͍̖̲͉̃̓̅ͮ͑́͗̑ͅw̟̞̼̹̻̼͉̟͍̹̿̓̒̍̓͒ͦ̆͐̓ͪͦ́̓ͅe̘͙͉̘̤͍͕̙̤̳͚͎̘̩̟͑̏̃̎ͦ͂ ̪̺̫̳̞͔̭̰̥̗̦ͤ͛̅͗́ͩͧͦ͆̀̚i̹̦̬͕̭̩̠͖̱̖̳̠͓͍ͫͧ̓͋̈́ͬͣ̇͌ͨ͋̈͗͗ͅṇ̞̣̜̎̊̈͒s̙̩̬̝̟̦̹̞̯ͬͥͦ̎͗i̙̯̝͇̣͍͎̫̭͍̟̼͍͚͕͓̊̎̍͋͂̑͒̆͋ͬs̬̗̲̭͈̰͉͓̀̌͗͛ͣ̄̓̉ͅt̩͔͍̯͎̰̹̘̓́̓̑͑̊̒̔̍ ̣̼͇̠̩͈̮͎̜̞̦̮͉͍͓̗ͥ̓͒ͭ̑̍ͧͬͯ͂͗ͥ͂̆́͊̅ͅo̮̱̫͙̞̝̠̺̤͋͊ͣͮ̒̾͐͑̍́n̩̮̗̤͇̫̘͙̠͓͓͗͊ͧ̎̽̆́͒ͮ̄͛ͅ ̩̙̻̪̩͕̗̣ͩ̓̂̆̎̑̆̇̑d̯͉̮̩̰̳͖͉̣͉̮̻̣̞ͩͩ̒̓̅̄͌̃ͦͥ͂͐̑̓̚ͅͅė̻̪̬̺̜͔͉͇̟̺̍̀ͭ̇͛͒͊̉̑̑͗̐ͅl̩̹̹͈͇̞̠̻͎̾̍ͪ̓̈́̽ͅv͔̥̱̳͈̪͈͍̩̠̙̉ͦ͒ͭͭͫͥ͌̈̇̚ͅi̟̱͔̲̳͓̜̦͙͎͙͖̠̪̟̾ͩͦ̆ͣͩ͑ͬͅn͕̖̦̞̙̰͖͓̻͈̱͚̄ͤͪ̂̏͗ͤ̄ͧ͌̐͑g̼̪̗̝͈͍͔̦̲͈̼̟̥ͭ̓̾̍ͣ̽ͥͬ̇ͩ̄̾ ̭͓̘̹͎͍͓͍͖̻͚̬̗̿̿ͨ͗̓̄̈́̐ͯ͑w̫͔̝͓͖̻ͪ̔͌͌͛̑ͪ͛͑͐ͨh̹̪͎͕̽̊̒̾ͣͨ͑́ͮͤ͋ͫ̀̚e̟͚͈̠̞̗̒̏͊͆̓̏̔̈̌̌̈́̍͌͌͋͐̚r̹̘͇̦͎̲͈̲̪̦̳͉͉̱͚̝͇͈͒ͬͮ̔ͭͤ͌̉̓ͮ̇ͯ̃ẻ͉͔̺̰̹̳͇̣̭͚̣͗̐̍͒̐̊̈́ ̩̟͖̈͌̑ͯ̎͌ͅw̦̤̖̳̥̻̤͉̪̣̮̤̰̽̆́e͇͚̫͚̱̼͔͚̭̟̤͖̰͚͓̱͙̼ͦ͂͌̃́̋͂̈̈͑̾̒͒ ̼̦͚̭̠͍͚͈̤̻̦̟̭̅ͧͮ̄̉ͬ̇̈̀̈́̌̆̍̈́ͧ̎̿͛s̝̘̮̝͖̼͒̿ͧ̉͒̚h̖͙̜̲̪̭̺͖ͣ̐̄͋̍͛o̗̪̞̫̲̣̺͓̮̤̫̳̥̭ͬ̓̂ͥ͒̊͛̄ͫͤ́̌̍̂̋͒ͥ̚ṳ̦͔̖͈̦̥̹͚̿̊̿͋ͤ͛̍͊͑̃̒ͬ̆ͩ̓̇̍̐̚ͅl̞̖͈͈̝̱̺̟͕͐͋̐̚d͇͖͇̳̠͇͍͖͉̦̱͙̫̃ͩ̓ͤ͛ͅ ̖͎͓̰͍͉̮͍͓̗̞͙̥͓̝̱͙̽̓ͫͤͯn̩͎̮͈͉͓̠̥̗̘̯̜͛̀͐̎̄̈́͐͒̓ͬ̈́͛ͯͭ̓̓ͪo̱̺͔̘̮̒̓̃̇͐ͪ̔̏̐ͧ̂̄t͍̬̗̥̜͖̰̫͙ͥ͛̃̐̄̏͌ͪ̌ͧ͆͒̇ ͇̯̱̤̳̲͕̬̝ͨ̽̏͊ͩͫ̓̔̌͊ͪͤͯ͛ͭͅǧ̻̻̟͕̞̣̱̼̳̲͖̥̯̯̝̥ͮͬͦ̀͌͋̓̅ͯ̽̈́ͣͣͮ͗͒̚o̤͙̝̥̙͕̯̯̜̫͙̍ͪ̀͋ͫͮ̒̑̃̓ͫ̂ͨ?̺̙̪̬̫͙͇̗̋̃̎͌ͥ̒̊̽̑̀̈͛̈́ ̦̟͙͎̗̰̠̝̯̳̟͊͋̋̓̓̿

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  1. Vos has an infinite number of arms underneath their hard millipede like carapace. Their face is an amorphous smoke cloud constantly shifting and growing and shrinking. When summoned they typically are accompanied by swarms of insects and a distinct smell of lavender.
  2. Great Harlot shows herself only in mirrors. She appears tall, fat, and oozing a fleshy substance from her pores. Her voice is dulcet and demure capable of inspiring obedience from anyone who listens to her voice.
  3. Hum-hum-hum Rip-tip-tip slips and sips into the pips and snips of mitts and gits. He bounds and pounds with rounds and mounds. Hum-hum-hum Rip-tip-tip.
  4. Armbo takes and takes. But never gives back. When he is summoned he takes a seemingly useless item that actually has life altering value. No one has ever seen him but they always know when he came.

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Article by: Tony Obert

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